Oct. 18, 1931 – Thomas Edison Dies at age 84

Oct. 19 , 1781 – Victory at Yorktown

Oct. 20, 1930 - Sherlock Holmes debuts on radio

Oct. 21, 1805 - Battle of Trafalgar

Oct. 22, 1962 - Cuban Missile Crisis

The Underground’s Humor Column

Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they'll have.  The first vampire says, "I'll have a glass of O Positive." The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative." The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver. I'll just have a glass of plasma." The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells, "Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"

Things I learned at the movies

 rge, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people-whether they are employed or not.

Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You
will always choose the right one.

Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

 Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they
are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

Computers never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.